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Twenty-five blogs, including The Romanceaholic, have joined together to give away an Amazon Kindle Fire AND a $50 Amazon Gift Card to one lucky winner!

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Guest Post & Giveaway: Alina Adams on Enhanced eBooks

So, What’s an Enhanced eBook Anyway?
By Alina Adams

I don’t know what other girls were reading in Junior High, but my shelves were mostly filled with books by Sidney Sheldon and Belva Plain.  I don’t know what other girls were watching in Junior High, but my VCR was set every day for the entire ABC Daytime line-up, starting with Ryan’s Hope, and running through Loving, All My Children, One Life to Live, General Hospital, and The Edge of Night.

Obviously, this sort of errant childhood was bound to end badly.

Fast-forward twenty years and, in addition to publishing stand-alone romance novels with AVON and DELL, I’m working for Procter & Gamble Productions, writing tie-in books to their two soap operas, As the World Turns and Guiding Light.

Now flash-forward to 2012, and every show on the list above, save General Hospital, is off the air.  And Sidney Sheldon and Belva Plain are dead.

However, I, personally, still love romantic family sagas, be they novels or TV shows.  Preferably both.

So… why not both?

Let me back up a bit.

The romance novels and figure skating mysteries that I published previously were all paperback originals.  They came out between 1996 and 2010, and did what paperback originals do.  The were shipped to bookstores, stayed on the shelves for a few months at most, then dropped out of sight.  That’s the nature of the business.

Except the business doesn’t have to be that way anymore.  With the advent of electronic books, no title ever has to go out of print.  And no title ever has to stay mere words.

Coming from a television background, I saw words and video working together to tell a story.  And I decided to take all of my previously print-only titles and turn them into enhanced e-books.  A.K.A. Books with something extra.

I started with my Figure Skating Mysteries, Murder on Ice, On Thin Ice, Axel of Evil, Death Drop, and Skate Crime.  I got the rights to them back from Berkley, digitized the text, and made a deal with The Ice Theatre of New York to use their video library as the skating being done by my fictional characters.  I inserted the video right alongside the text, to create something that wasn’t quite a book, not quite a movie, but rather a 21st Century hybrid.

My next project was my 2000 romance novel, When a Man Loves a Woman.  Since the title already came from a Percy Sledge classic, I went a step further and gave each chapter the name of a song that would comment and compliment the action.  And then I linked the chapter to that music on-line, so that you could both read and listen as you went along.

My latest endeavor is Counterpoint: An Interactive Family Saga, which I have planned as a series that I will write along with the readers.

The first book, Volume One, came out in April 2012 on Amazon.  At the end, there are links to where readers can tell me how they would like the story to proceed.  The next book in the series, Volume Two, will incorporate their suggestions, and ask for input towards Volume Three.  And so on, and so on, and so…

Even a few years ago, a project like this would have been impossible to undertake due to technological limitations and the sheer amount of time it took to get a new book from the writing to the printing process, not to mention the shipping, distribution, and stocking.

A few weeks ago, I spoke at a meeting of the NY Writers Union.  I made the point that just because book can be enhanced, doesn’t necessarily mean that it should be.  In addition to enhancing my own backlist, I am also working with other authors, such as Dan Elish, author of the middle grade fantasy novel, The Worldwide Dessert Contest.  Dan is not only a writer, he is also a composer.  He wrote a musical score to go with his book, and we’ve put it together into The Worldwide Dessert Contest: Enhanced Multimedia Edition.

In Dan’s case, it made sense to go the multimedia route.  The same with the skating mysteries, and When a Man Loves a Woman, and Counterpoint.  In each case, the story was made better, richer, by the addition of other elements.

It was (I hope) truly enhanced.

Now I can only wait and hope that my readers agree with me!

About the Author

Alina Adams is the New York Times’ best selling author of soap opera tie-ins, figure skating mysteries, and romances, including Annie’s Wild Ride and When a Man Loves a Woman. Her latest project is Counterpoint: An Interactive Family Saga. In addition to turning her own backlist into enhanced e-books, she has produced enhanced e-books for others, including Dan Elish, whose middle-grade fantasy novel, The Worldwide Dessert Contest, now includes its own original musical score. Learn more at AlinaAdamsMedia.com and Like us on Facebook

Do Enhanced eBooks sound like something you might be interested in?  Alina Adams has graciously offered a free copy of her Enhanced eBook, Counterpoint, to one lucky reader! All you have to do is Like her Facebook page then use the Rafflecopter form below!

When Victoria Morgan agreed to come work for the mysterious Cooper family, she never expected their long-hidden secrets to bleed over into her own – or to fall in love with Douglas Cooper’s playboy son, Robin.

A development Robin’s wife, Nicole, has no intention of accepting gracefully – even if it means destroying the only person who ever gave a damn about her… and everyone he cares about, as well.


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Guest Post & Giveaway: Let’s Dance! Laura Sheehan on Romance and Dancing {Closed}

Let’s Dance!

~Laura Sheehan

One of the things that most excited me about writing DANCING WITH DANGER was that it offered me the perfect opportunity to combine two of my loves: romance and dancing.

In historical romances (particularly those set in the Regency era) , it’s not unusual for the hero and heroine to meet, fall in love, or experience some other climactic plot moment while dancing.  In fact, a Regency romance without a ball is like a Scottish romance without kilts.

But in contemporary romances, dancing is far less common.  In fact, I can only think of a handful of contemporary romances that include dance in any significant manner (such as Nora Robert’s pair of novellas, Dreams and Reflections, which are both about ballerinas).

As a dancer, this baffles me.

For me, dance is an inextricable part of life. And I’m not just referring to the classes I teach or take, or the shows in which I periodically perform.  I’m the kind of person who will, quite literally, dance down the aisle of a grocery store when I’m in a particularly cheery mood, or tap dance while waiting impatiently for an elevator, or coerce my (often reluctant) husband into waltzing with me in the street when a particularly romantic song is played from the speakers of a nearby restaurant.

Perhaps I grew up watching too many musicals, but to me, dance is a perfectly acceptable way of communicating. In fact, I believe that sometimes dance can communicate even more than words.

So, dagnabit, why isn’t there more dancing in contemporary romance novels? Or every-day life, for that matter?

The truth is, in the Regency era, dances played a central role in courting.  Whether it was a casual country dance or a high-brow London ball, these get-togethers were the primary way (in both real life and in romance novels) for boy to meet girl.

But nowadays, dance clubs are just one of dozens of ways to meet new people.  Not to mention – and this is a huge pet peeve of mine – you can’t hear a damn thing in most modern dance clubs!  The music is cranked up so loud, it’s impossible to carry on a conversation, let alone properly introduce yourself to someone.  This is not the ideal environment for meeting people, let alone falling in love.

And then there’s the fact that, in current times, it simply isn’t standard procedure to learn how to dance.  There’s no dance master instructing all of the young teens how to properly execute dance moves to “Drop It Low.”  Today, most social dancing is improv; we’re expected to just “know” how to move to the music, and hopefully look good while doing it. For someone for whom dancing doesn’t come naturally, that can be incredibly intimidating.

So, I suppose I’ve answered my own question… but I wish it weren’t so.

I wish dancing was not only more common in romance novels, but in real life, too.

Maybe the success of TV shows like “Dancing with the Stars,” “Glee,” and “So You Think You Can Dance,” is an indicator that times are a-changin’.  Maybe the fact that Moulin Rouge and Chicago and Billy Elliot and Step Up were all box-office successes will encourage people to view dance as more acceptable in everyday life.

Maybe it’ll help us remember that a little music and dancing in our lives can be a wonderful thing.

Want to bring some dancing into your life? Check out DANCING WITH DANGER (Red Sage Publishing), on sale now at Amazon and B&N.com!


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Lily Brookstone, the daughter of a workaholic United States Senator, defies her father’s wishes by moving to Los Angeles in pursuit of a dancing career. But the tough town hasn’t been easy on her, and after two years she finds herself disowned by her father, dropped by her agent, and recovering from a dance injury. Determined to live her life independently without relying on others, Lily refuses to give up her dream of making it as a dancer and instead works herself ragged at three different jobs to make ends meet. Serving coffee and teaching dance classes to pre-schoolers are ordinary enough day jobs, but Lily dons a disguise when she works the late shift as an exotic dancer at a topless strip club. 

Raised to be fiercely independent and hesitant to trust, at first she keeps her “”night job”" a secret from her new beau, Marc Sloane, a tough L.A.P.D. Officer with an uncanny knack for reading people. But her cover is blown when Marc attends a bachelor party at Lily’s strip club and recognizes her.

Realizing that she has a chance at true love and knowing that her life is in danger from the threat of her stalker, Lily must not only trust Marc to keep her exotic dancing job a secret, but she must also trust him to protect both her life and her heart.

Keep reading for a sultry sneak peek at DANCING WITH DANGER:

Marc set down his empty glass and glanced around. He hadn’t been to a strip club in years. The present company was great, and the dancers were beautiful, but it wasn’t really his scene. Sure, the ladies were hot, he couldn’t deny that, but it all seemed so… methodical. They had some sexy moves, but that’s all they were: a series of movements that showed off their very flexible limbs. There didn’t seem to be anything sensual about it. He liked a woman to be just as turned on as he was, not simply going through the motions for his benefit.

“Marc! Your turn, buddy.”

Marc caught the now-empty pitcher as Ben tossed it to him. With an exaggerated groan, he stood up and went to the bar to fetch another. As he watched the bartender refill it at the tap, he heard the DJ croon, “Get your cash ready, guys, Miss M is on the stage! You won’t see this masked Vixen on the floor, so if you want to get up close and personal, get your ass to the rail and bring out the green. No one knows the true identity of this mysterious, little sex kitten but trust me, after her performance, you won’t care!”

The crowd was a little louder than before, and even the bartender glanced at the stage. Curiosity piqued, Marc turned around and watched the “mysterious Miss M” stride out and take command of the room.

She was a tiny little thing, but not super-skinny like some of the other dancers, nor were her boobs ridiculously huge. The music pulsed quietly, building slowly in tempo and volume, but she simply stood there, legs spread wide, her head tilted a fraction to the left, as if contemplating her first move. The mask concealed most of her features, but he could see her eyes sparkling as she scanned the crowd, as if assessing them. Marc’s groin gave a slight jerk as he realized her mouth was shaped just like Lily’s, with a bit of an overbite that pouted her upper lip slightly forward. He watched those lips shift into a very slow, very wicked grin. The men crowding the stage went wild, banging their mugs on the rail and shouting at her to dance.

With a suddenness that took Marc off guard, she whipped into a crazy, spinning kick. Her booted leg whirled over her head, giving him a tantalizing peek of black lace panties. Her long, brown hair whisked out behind her as she bolted forward and launched into some sort of gymnastic move that flipped her sideways in mid-air. She landed gracefully with those incredibly sexy legs spread wide, barely pausing before bursting into another series of martial arts-like maneuvers. With a laugh, he took in her costume. She was playing out every man’s fantasy of the sexy super-hero: she was Silk Spectre in the flesh, employing real karate moves to convey a mood of complete sexual abandon.

He noticed that she wasn’t stopping to gather the cash that the men waved at her. Despite the fact that she hadn’t removed a single piece of clothing, she had the crowd whooping and shouting for more. He was just beginning to wonder how long she could pull this off before the crowd got too impatient, when suddenly the music changed. She was crouched low, her left leg stretched out to the side. One daring member of the audience strained to stuff a bill into the top of her boot, but he couldn’t quite reach since they were so damned tall. As the music transitioned into a more sultry rhythm, Miss M slowly folded in her leg and stood up. She was breathing hard, the rise and fall of her breasts mesmerizing. She retreated to recline against the nearest pole, as if spent yet aroused by her acrobatics.

Marc realized that this, too, was totally in character. He’d seen Watchmen over the summer and remembered how Silk Spectre had gotten turned on sexually by action and heroics. Judging from the hollers in the audience, he wasn’t the only one who remembered what came next.

Miss M let her head fall back as she ran her gloved fingers through her hair, down the sides of her neck, around her breasts, and then diagonally across her belly to converge between her legs. Her lips parted with pleasure, and he felt himself harden in reaction.

With her hands still between her legs, she slid her spine down the pole. Suddenly he wanted to rush on stage to catch her. He almost felt her round, little butt in his hands as he imagined lifting her and pressing her up against the pole with a thrust of his hips.

He shook his head out of that fantasy and adjusted his stance to make more room in his pants.

Miss M slid back up the pole and twisted into one of the fancy pole maneuvers he had seen earlier that night. But for some reason her moves seemed more natural than the others had been, as if she were teasing herself as much as those who watched her. Hanging upside down with her legs wrapped around the pole and her hair flowing down to the floor, Miss M jerked her tight, yellow and black corset and ripped it wide open.

Underneath, she wore a black lace demi-cup bra. The contrast of that lace beneath the leather and spandex superhero outfit was tantalizing. Placing both hands on the ground below her head, she kicked out one leg, then the other. She planted her feet on the stage and kept her legs straight as she climbed her upper body up along the pole, her ass pushed outward and her back arched. Her breasts almost spilled out of the bra as she slowly stood upright. She pulled the straps of the opened corset off her shoulders and slid the entire outfit down her body, rocking her hips from side to side as the fabric slipped down. She stepped out of the outfit, now clad in a lacy bra and panties, plus those boots, gloves, and mask. The contrast of all that black up against her milky skin was mouth-watering.

She laughed, a sweetly innocent and shameless gesture that reminded him suddenly of Lily. Smoothly, she gyrated her body to the music, twirling around the pole and along edges of the stage, allowing the men to tuck cash in her boots and into her panties. As she turned around and bent over, Marc saw that she wasn’t wearing a G-string like most of the other girls, but that the bottom curve of her cheeks peeked out from below the lace. The panties were transparent enough, however, that when she turned to the front he thought he glimpsed an enticing shadow leading down between her legs.

Miss M was dancing again. The way she moved was an enchanting mix of natural grace and teasing sensuality. She moved only in ways that seemed to give her pleasure, and watching her made him almost feel guilty, as if he were intruding on a private moment of intimacy. But then she would smile and make eye contact with the crowd, making it clear that she was intentionally inviting them into this shared moment of sensuality. A sudden wave of anger and jealousy toward the men closest to the stage rushed through him.

He laughed at himself. Damn, she’s good.

His laughter faded away, however, when she finally removed that tiny excuse of a bra. Her breasts were perfectly round and just bigger than a handful. Her nipples were hard, little peaks of rosy pink, exactly the same color as Lily’s lips had been this afternoon. Damn, he thought again.

Before he knew it, the song was over, and Miss M was gathering the remaining cash before striding off stage with one last sultry wave.

It was another few moments before he realized he had company at the bar. The entire bachelor party crew stared at him, laughing.

“What?” he retorted defiantly, hoping they couldn’t see the bulge in his pants.

“Boys, I think one of the Vixens finally caught Officer Sloan’s attention,” Pete roared.

Scowling fiercely, and relieved that it was too dark for them to notice if his face was flushed, Marc snatched the now full pitcher from the bar and headed back to the table. The guys followed, thumping him on the back and punching him in the arm, teasing him mercilessly the entire way. When a blonde dancer came around to their table offering lap dances, Steve asked her about buying Marc a lap dance from Miss M.

The blonde raised an eyebrow and said a little too sweetly, “She doesn’t give lap dances, honey.” She slid closer to Steve and whispered, “But if it’s mystery you’re lookin’ for, I’ve got more than enough for you, big boy.”

“You sure do… And I’ll take it!” Steve shrugged unapologetically at Marc before stuffing a ten dollar bill into her G-string and sitting back to enjoy the ride.

Pete flagged down a busboy and asked him something that Marc couldn’t hear because the music had started again and another girl was dancing on stage. The kid shook his head, but gestured to a curtain next to the bar. Pete gave him a wad of cash and the boy ran off.

Taking a look at his beer mug, Marc decided to cut himself off so he could drive home. He eyed Pete suspiciously and narrowed his gaze even more when he realized Pete was purposefully not looking his way.

When the busboy came back and nodded to Pete, Marc groaned inwardly. When Pete smiled at him and announced to the table that Marc had a surprise waiting for him behind the curtain, Marc groaned out loud.

Sound like something you’d enjoy?

Tell me about your favorite dance scene (from a romance novel or movie/TV show or even real life) in the comments section below. One lucky commenter will win a free digital copy of DANCING WITH DANGER and a $10 Amazon.com Gift Certificate!

Giveaway open to U.S. readers only. Winner will be chosen via Random.org from commenters who leave both a valid email address and answer the question posed above. Giveaway closes 12:01am May 10, 2012.  Giveaway graciously sponsored by Laura Sheehan.

About the Author

Laura Sheehan grew up in Las Vegas and has been dancing since she was ten years old. Her ballet mistress was an honest-to-goodness Las Vegas showgirl! She currently lives in Los Angeles with her husband, a thoroughly-spoiled cat, and a handful of fish who keep her thoroughly-spoiled cat entertained. When not working at her office day job, she can usually be found in a dance studio, on a softball field, writing at her computer, snuggling with her amazing husband, or eating milk chocolate. Sometimes she can be found doing more than one of these at a time, although when doing so she has to be careful not to get chocolate on the computer keyboard (or on the amazing husband… although now that she thinks about it, that might not be such a bad thing).
Laura writes suspense, paranormal, and fantasy romances. She can be found online at: ReadLaura.com; facebook.com/LauraSheehan; twitter.com/#!/TimesNewLaura; and gplus.to/LauraSheehan.

Book Promo: Emily White’s Elemental – Snag 100 Dollars To Amazon! {Closed}

 

Just because Ella can burn someone to the ground with her mind doesn’t mean she should. But she wants to.
For ten years—ever since she was a small child—Ella has been held prisoner on an interstellar starship.
Now that she has escaped, she needs answers. 
Who is she? Why was she taken? And who is the boy with the beautiful green eyes who haunts her memories?
Is Ella the prophesied Destructor… or will she be the one who’s destroyed? 

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“I can honestly say I’ve never read anything quite like Elemental. My hat is off to Ms. White, and anyone else who can take a novel set squarely in the sci-fi genre, throw in fairies and a few obscure King Arthur references, and make it all work.” Keshia Swaim at The Book Addict

“I’m calling it right now. Elemental is the beginning of the next big YA series…I can safely say that I could give a copy of Elemental to my guy friends without fear of getting punched in the nose.” Author Daniel Cohen

About the Author:

Emily White lives in NY, wedged between two of the Great Lakes and a few feet of snow and ice. She’s spent most of her life running away from the cold, and even spent a year in Iraq, but now contents herself with writing her characters into warm, exotic places in faraway galaxies. When not tapping away at her computer keys, she can be found reading, reading, and reading some more. And when she’s not doing that, she’s usually playing video games with her husband, peek-a-boo with her kids, or walking through her garden, wondering why the bugs insist on eating all her vegetables.

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Review & Giveaway {Closed}: The Governess Affair – Courtney Milan

Expected Release Date: April 21, 2012
Publisher: Courtney Milan
Imprint: N/A
Author’s Website: http://www.courtneymilan.com/
My Source for This Book: Amazon.com
Part of a Series: Yes, Prequel Novella to The Brothers Sinister series
Series Best Read In Order: N/A
Steam Level: Steamy

Official Blurb:

She will not give up…

Three months ago, governess Serena Barton was let go from her position. Unable to find new work, she’s demanding compensation from the man who got her sacked: a petty, selfish, swinish duke. But it’s not the duke she fears. It’s his merciless man of business—the man known as the Wolf of Clermont. The formidable former pugilist has a black reputation for handling all the duke’s dirty business, and when the duke turns her case over to him, she doesn’t stand a chance. But she can’t stop trying—not with her entire future at stake.

He cannot give in…

Hugo Marshall is a man of ruthless ambition—a characteristic that has served him well, elevating the coal miner’s son to the right hand man of a duke. When his employer orders him to get rid of the pestering governess by fair means or foul, it’s just another day at the office. Unfortunately, fair means don’t work on Serena, and as he comes to know her, he discovers that he can’t bear to use foul ones. But everything he has worked for depends upon seeing her gone. He’ll have to choose between the life that he needs, and the woman he is coming to love… 

What Worked For Me:

  • Good gracious I adored Hugo. Ruthless and yet deep down far more honorable than he’d ever considered himself to be, at least in regards to Serena.
  • Just like Hugo, I couldn’t help but be charmed by Serena’s determination, and the banter between the two left me all smiles.
  • On a similar note, I think glimpses of Hugo’s ferociousness and determination made those moments when his conscience started to slip through so much more meaningful.
  • I also enjoyed the dynamic between Serena and her sister, and how it gave so much depth to both characters.
  • Hairpins.  *swoons*
  • The ending was probably one of the most satisfying endings I’ve read in romance in a very long time.
  • I really enjoyed how the epilogue set up the forthcoming series, including glimpses at how the duke finally got his arse handed to him by his duchess.

What Didn’t Work For Me:

  • Honestly, I had to dig rather deeply for something that didn’t work for me. Since I have to choose something, I will say that having a heroine in Serena’s situation was a bit out of my comfort zone.

This novella was so, SO good. I tell you, Courtney Milan never fails to deliver, and I swear to you she packs more punch in a novella than most authors do in a full-length novel.  With well-developed characters, a very believable conflict, beautifully romantic sensuality, and and ending that will make you cheer, this is easily going on my keeper shelf.

A wonderfully solid 5/5 Stars.

I loved this novella so much I’m going to give THREE lucky readers a copy!  You MUST be able to receive Kindle eBook Gifts from the US Amazon store to win. *You do not have to have a Kindle eReader to be able to read Kindle books — you can read them on your computer using the Kindle Cloud Reader directly from the website, the free Kindle Reader for PC or Mac, and/or Kindle Reader Apps for your smartphone or tablet. 

 


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Get Your Hands On Some 5-Star Books! Spring Fling Blog Hop {Closed}

Welcome to Selena Blake’s Spring Fling Blog Hop, co-hosted by Bitten by Paranormal Romance and Reading Between the Wines The Grand Prize, given away by Selena Blake, will be a brand new Nook!

On this stop I’ve decided to give away some of my favorite titles from this year and last year!  There’s a mix of different sub-genres of romance, so there should be something for everyone.  ;)

One lucky winner will receive their choice of one of the following…

 

 

You must follow this blog on Linky Followers to win.  All other entries are optional.  Winner must be at least 18 years old or the age of majority in their location. 

Contest open Internationally. If choosing the print version, you must be able to receive books from The Book Depository and/or Amazon.com (at my discretion).  If choosing the digital version, you must be able to receive gifted eBooks from the U.S. Kindle/Nook store. Please note not all titles listed are available in print. Prize not to exceed 10$US. Old followers are welcome and encouraged to enter.  Please see Rafflecopter below for complete terms and conditions.  

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Guest Post & Giveaway: Hailey Edwards on Newlywed Shenanigans {Closed}

What Blender?

In honor of the release of A Hint of Frost and newlyweds everywhere, I’m going to share with you all a taste of what my husband endured during our first year of marriage.

I love DIY projects and home improvement, so I talked my husband into buying a house that was in need of fixer-uppering. It seemed like a great idea at the time. A project for him and me, something to keep me busy during the day and something we would be proud of for years to come.

That was the plan.

So we buy the house. Things are going well. I’m laying wood floors and painting like a fiend. It’s all good. Then I reach the kitchen stage of renovation and I think–you know what would make this kitchen somuch better? A tile backsplash behind the new sink/counter I’d installed. So hubby buys me a small tile saw for my birthday and I go to town. I learn that I love tiling, and I tile not only the backsplash, but the opposite counter and the front of the bar. I tiled until I ran out of tileable surfaces.

Then I start to think if four inch tiles are fun, then twelve inch floor tiles must be awesome!

So hubby buys me a bigger tile saw for Christmas, and I get cracking. I tile the entryway to the house and work my way into the kitchen. Only the kitchen floor has a lot of imperfections and takes me a while to prep. My first attempt at tiling the floor actually popped back up because I was still learning the process (and I mentioned the really uneven floor, right?). So I get frustrated, but I push through the aggravation and get the tile set. Now it’s time for grout. I love grout. It transforms a tile job. It’s like magic, seriously. But when it comes time to grout the floor, I realize I’m going to need a lot more grout than I did on my previous projects. I need a way to mix grout, and fast.

Oh sure I could have waited for my husband to come home and gotten him to take me to, I don’t know, rent a machine to do the job for me, but I wanted to be able to enjoy my “ta da” moment when he got home from work.

While I’m sitting in the floor, pondering this, my blender catches my eye. It’s old and we never use it. It just sits on the counter and takes up space. A plan forms. A plan that, if my dad had caught me even considering what I was about to do, he would call it “working without tools”. (That’s his way of saying I’m about to do something very, very stupid.)

You can see where this is going. I plugged up the blender, said a prayer, and mixed my grout. It was very fine grout, and mixing it in the blender worked like a dream. So hubby comes home and sees the floor and is suitably impressed with me.

Then he sees the blender.

And he knows.

His expression becomes impassive and I imagine him mentally calculating the last time he had a smoothie, and if I had been working on the floor at that point. Finally, he just gives me his patented I love you but you’re madder than a hatter look and asks, “How long has this been going on?”

Thirteen years later, and the man still won’t let me make him a smoothie. Can you believe that? ;)

What’s the craziest idea you ever had that made perfect sense at the time?

** Disclaimer: No husbands were harmed during the making of my tile floor, or this story. **

 Leave a comment and let me know I’m not alone in my crazy.

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 Hope dangles by a silken thread.

When the head of the Araneidae clan is found poisoned in her nest, her eldest daughter, Lourdes, becomes their clan’s new maven. If her clan is to survive, she has but one choice: she must marry before her nest is seized. All she needs is a warrior fierce enough to protect her city and safeguard her clansmen. Such a male is Rhys the Cold.

Born the youngest son of an impoverished maven, the only things Rhys has to his name are his sword and his mercenary reputation. His clan is starving, but their fondness for the flesh of fellow Araneaeans makes them unwelcome dinner guests. Torn between loyalty to his clan and fascination with his future bride, Rhys’s first taste of Lourdes threatens to melt the cold encasing his heart.

Amid the chaos of battle, Lourdes’s sister disappears and is feared captured. Lourdes and Rhys pursue their enemies into the southlands, where they discover an odd plague ravaging southern clans as it travels north, to Erania. Determined to survive, Lourdes will discover whether she’s worth her silk or if she’s spun the thread by which her clan will hang.

Warning: This book contains one mercenary hero with a biting fetish, one determined heroine who gets nibbled, and an answer to the age-old question, “What does dragon taste like?” Matricide and sibling rivalry are available upon request. The house special is revenge, best served cold.

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Title: Divergent

Author: Veronica Roth
Series: Book #1
Publisher: Katherine Tegen Books/ HarperCollins
Release Date: May 3, 2011

Book Summary:

In Beatrice Prior’s dystopian Chicago, society is divided into five factions, each dedicated to the cultivation of a particular virtue—Candor (the honest), Abnegation (the selfless), Dauntless (the brave), Amity (the peaceful), and Erudite (the intelligent). On an appointed day of every year, all sixteen-year-olds must select the faction to which they will devote the rest of their lives. For Beatrice, the decision is between staying with her family and being who she really is—she can’t have both. So she makes a choice that surprises everyone, including herself.

During the highly competitive initiation that follows, Beatrice renames herself Tris and struggles to determine who her friends really are—and where, exactly, a romance with a sometimes fascinating, sometimes infuriating boy fits into the life she’s chosen. But Tris also has a secret, one she’s kept hidden from everyone because she’s been warned it can mean death. And as she discovers a growing conflict that threatens to unravel her seemingly perfect society, she also learns that her secret might help her save those she loves… or it might destroy her.

 

COMING SOON!

Title: Insurgent
Author: Veronica Roth
Series: Book #2
Publisher: Katherine Tegan Books/ HarperCollins
Release Date: May 1, 2012

ONE CHOICE
A CHOICE BECOMES A SACRIFICE
A SACRIFICE BECOMES A LOSS
A LOSS BECOMES BECOMES A BURDEN
A BURDEN BECOMES A BATTLE

WILL YOU SURVIVE OR WILL IT DESTROY YOU?

To celebrate the release of Insugent, Harper Collins is sponsoring a click through challenge. 50 Blogs have been selected to promote the release of Insurgent by driving traffic to specific links.

Team Abnegtaion’s goal is to get the most clicks to these links:

Faction News Site: http://bit.ly/abnegationfaction

HarperTeen Insurent Page: http://bit.ly/choose_abnegation

To help Team Abnegation reach our goal, I Am A Reader, Not A Writer has teamed up with a large group of Bloggers (including myself) who are showing their support for the Faction Abnegation by posting this giveaway on their blog.

All entries are done via the Rafflecopter Form. (Yes I know it is ridiculously long. We had a lot of people sign up to support Team Abnegation! There is a +25 Clicking Bonus if you make it all the way through the rafflecopter and follow & like everyone).  There’s no need to visit every blog on the list — all entries can be done from here!

Open to anyone 18 or older who can legally receive and use an Amazon Gift Card Code. The Rafflecopter accepts entries from 12:01 AM on April 18th to 11:59 PM on April 30th.

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Just Because I Love This Book…

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I love Stacia Kane’s Downside Ghosts series. Violently.   It is, quite literally, my favorite Urban Fantasy series, and considering that I’m also a rabid fan of authors such as J.R. Ward and Ilona Andrews, that’s definitely saying something.  I love this series so much that I want other people to read it as well.

So, here’s what I’m going to do: I’m going to give three lucky readers a Kindle copy of the first book in the series, Unholy Ghosts.   You do NOT have to have a Kindle device to read Kindle books — you can read them on your computer using the free Kindle Reader, or on your smartphone or tablet device using the free Kindle App for iOS and Android. 

THE DEPARTED HAVE ARRIVED.

The world is not the way it was. The dead have risen, and the living are under attack. The powerful Church of Real Truth, in charge since the government fell, has sworn to reimburse citizens being harassed by the deceased. Enter Chess Putnam, a fully tattooed witch and freewheeling ghost hunter. She’s got a real talent for banishing the wicked dead. But Chess is keeping a dark secret: She owes a lot of money to a murderous drug lord named Bump, who wants immediate payback in the form of a dangerous job that involves black magic, human sacrifice, a nefarious demonic creature, and enough wicked energy to wipe out a city of souls. Toss in lust for a rival gang leader and a dangerous attraction to Bump’s ruthless enforcer, and Chess begins to wonder if the rush is really worth it.

Hell, yeah.

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Author Interview & Giveaway (Closed): Cera’s Place by Elizabeth McKenna

As most of you have probably figured out by now, I adore historical romances. There’s just something about those bygone eras that seem so romantic to me, and I find them very hard to resist.  Today’s interview is with the lovely Elizabeth McKenna, author of the western historical,  Cera’s Place.

Q. Cera’s Place is set in California after the US Civil War. What appealed to you about this time period as a setting for your story?

A. Well, I love Westerns and the whole gun-toting, rugged cowboy thing, but I wanted to write something a bit different. I made Jake (Cera’s eventual love interest) a Civil War hero because I thought readers would be able to relate better since there are so many soldiers going back and forth between deployments and their home life due to Iraq and Afghanistan. The soldiers in the past had the same adjustment issues that the soldiers have now. I thought it would make the character more real. I picked San Francisco because it’s a beautiful city and rich in history. The more I read about the city, the more story ideas I got.

Q. Human Trafficking isn’t an issue that most romance writers tackle. Did you find it at all difficult to balance the romance with the seriousness of the events in the story?

A. It’s definitely hard to mix “ugly” history with romance and an HEA ending. It would have been harder if history hadn’t helped me out with the Anti-Prostitution Act of 1870, which I reprinted at the end of the story.
People were trying to change things and save these girls. When I read a book, I like to learn something new, so when I wrote the story, I wanted to teach something. Ugly or not, this is our history and there were real heroes trying to change it.

Q. Do you listen to music while you write? If so, what songs/artists help get you into “the zone”?

A. No, I don’t. I tend to like silence because I am easily distracted.

Q. What are three things you think your readers would be surprised to learn about you?

A. I am really, really shy.
I’ve been in love with my husband since we were sixteen.
I don’t read other authors when I’m writing a story. (I get too depressed because I start doubting my writing ability.)

Q. What is the last book you read that you absolutely loved?

A. Probably the Hunger Games trilogy. I have two teenage girls, so we often end up reading the same books. We are waiting impatiently for the first movie – and hoping it rocks.

Q. What do you have in store for readers in the future?

A. I’m hoping to publish “Venice in the Moonlight” in late 2012. It’s set in 1753. Here’s the description:

After her husband’s untimely death, Marietta Gatti is forced to leave the family’s villa by her spiteful mother-in-law. With nowhere to go, she returns to Venice only to find her estranged father has also passed away. According to his friends, the once esteemed painter died distraught, drunk, and penniless. Upset by the gossip, Marietta retraces her father’s last days and discovers someone may have wanted him dead. When the prime suspect turns out to be the father of the man she may be falling in love with, Marietta faces a heart-breaking decision. Should she risk her future happiness to avenge the death of a man she has hated for the past five years?
“Venice in the Moonlight” takes you back to the days of Carnival and Casanova, where lovers meet discreetly, and masks make everyone equal.

Thank you so much, Elizabeth, for stopping by today!

About the Author

Elizabeth McKenna is a full-time technical writer/editor for a large software company. She never read romance novels until one Christmas when her sister gave her the latest bestseller by Nora Roberts. She was hooked from page one (actually, she admits it was the first love scene).

She had always wanted to write fiction, so when a psychic told her she would write a book, Elizabeth felt obligated to give it a try. She combined her love of history, romance and a happy ending to write her first novel, “Cera’s Place.” She recently released a short story titled, “The Gypsy Casts a Spell.”

Elizabeth lives in Wisconsin (Packers, Brewers, and Badgers – oh my!) with her understanding husband, two beautiful daughters, and sassy Labrador. When she isn’t writing, working, or being a mom, she’s sleeping.

Don’t forget to check out Elizabeth’s latest release, Cera’s Place:

San Francisco saloon owner Cera Cassidy offers redemption to any woman looking for honest work. At Cera’s Place, men can get a decent hot meal with a whiskey, but if they want anything more, they have to take their desires elsewhere. One summer night, a distraught Chinese girl bursts through the swinging doors with a shocking tale of murder, kidnapping, and prostitution. Outraged, Cera vows to set things right.

Jake Tanner, a scarred ex-soldier haunted by the horrors of the Civil War, is on a mission to fulfill a friend’s dying wish. The trail has brought him to Cera’s door. Captivated by her Irish beauty, he wants to join her fight – but will she let him?

Elizabeth McKenna’s debut novel is a fast-paced adventure filled with memorable characters that will leave you wanting more. Get lost in a time gone by and fall in love today!

Elizabeth is giving away one copy (winner’s choice of ebook or treebook) of CERA’S PLACE to one lucky commenter! Just answer this question: If you could Time Travel, what era would you travel to, and why?

(Giveaway closes 12:01 am March 25, 2012. Open to US and International readers. You must answer Elizabeth’s question to be eligible to win. Prize is generously provided by Elizabeth McKenna.)